if it weren’t illegal i would eat cereal for every meal of the day
wow i really wanna get crunk
This is important
I want a zombie
@astraeavixen Reblogging for future use.
“The results are in… The DNA test was a complete match, you are the father” “doc you were testing one of my warts”
honestly im so stressed about my day tomorrow. like it’s a coworker/friends birthday tomorrow and she was the only one that i will know there so im stressed about looking like a dumbass with no one to talk to and then my bosses’ mum called me and invited me to lunch and i was like hell yeah! but she wants me to come over only an hour after the birthday starts so i feel like an absolute asshole for leaving early despite knowing about it for ages but then i remember that i feel like my boss hates me for some reasons so now im gonna have to see her and i’m stressed about talking to her and jesus christ im already tired for tomorrow idk what to do :(
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